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A fraction of what you currently spend on pills, heating pads, and lost work days every year.

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FLEXIBLE CYCLE PASS

Monthly Relief

Month-to-month access. Cancel anytime with a single click in your dashboard.

$29.00
billed monthly • cancel anytime in 1 click
  • Full 22m & 33m Audio Protocols
  • 100% Private Cycle Calendar & Somatic Tracker
  • Instant Web App Access
  • 100% Offline PWA Mode
  • 365-Day Money-Back Guarantee
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No contracts • Cancel anytime with 1 click
⭐ MOST POPULAR • SAVE 75% ($261/YR)

Annual Rhythm Pass

Guaranteed peace of mind across 12 consecutive cycles. Equivalent to $7.25 / month.

$87.00
billed annually (just $7.25 / month)
  • All 22m, 33m & Nighttime Sleep Protocols
  • Real-Time 96kHz Lossless Audio Engine
  • 100% Private Cycle Calendar & Pre-Emptive PMS Tracker
  • Priority VIP Customer Concierge
  • Full 365-Day 100% Unconditional Guarantee
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Locks in 75% discount for life • Cancel anytime
PATRON LIFETIME PASS • ZERO RECURRING FEES

Founder's Circle

Pay once, own it forever. Never pay another recurring fee as long as you live.

$197
one-time investment forever
👑 Founder Patron Membership

One single investment for permanent lifetime platform access. Includes all future neuro-acoustic engines, master updates, and transferable family access without subscription renewals.

  • Lifetime Unrestricted Access
  • 100% Private Cycle Calendar & Pre-Emptive PMS Tracker
  • All Future Protocol Updates Included Free
  • Unrestricted 96kHz High-Fidelity Master Engine
  • Transferable Family License (up to 3 users)
  • 365-Day Complete Relief Guarantee
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Permanent lifetime access • Includes all future protocol updates
365 DAY GUARANTEE

The 365-Day Sanctuary Guarantee

We know you have been burned by supplements, apps, heating pads, and practitioners who didn't listen. You have every right to be skeptical. That is why we are removing 100% of the risk from your shoulders and placing it entirely on ours.

Take an entire year. Test the protocol on your next twelve consecutive menstrual cycles. If you do not experience profound, soothing pelvic comfort and muscular relaxation within 22 to 33 minutes... or if you simply decide you don't love the sound... email us at any time within 365 days and we will refund every penny immediately. No forms, no arguments, and no hard feelings. You keep all the bonuses as our gift.

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